Yatthugget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless raccoon.

Yatthugget created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatthugget, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatthugget, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yatthugget's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yatthugget's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Never talk about nebulae.