Rawrattam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing coyote.

Rawrattam created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawrattam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rawrattam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rawrattam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rawrattam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rawrattam.

3. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.