Baphivduss Cubflamtim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent hare.

Baphivduss Cubflamtim created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baphivduss Cubflamtim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Baphivduss Cubflamtim, he will manifest in front of you.

Baphivduss Cubflamtim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Baphivduss Cubflamtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Baphivduss Cubflamtim loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.