Tenbantailken is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent gnu.

Tenbantailken created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tenbantailken, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tenbantailken, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tenbantailken's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tenbantailken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.