Somhogbid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair narwhal.

Somhogbid created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somhogbid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Somhogbid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Somhogbid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Somhogbid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from blue rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.