Danflamlamtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow fox.

Danflamlamtarg created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danflamlamtarg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danflamlamtarg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Danflamlamtarg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Danflamlamtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Danflamlamtarg's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.