Riljinsab Bidfigfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced scorpion.

Riljinsab Bidfigfag created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riljinsab Bidfigfag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Riljinsab Bidfigfag, it will turn you into a plant.

Riljinsab Bidfigfag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Riljinsab Bidfigfag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must never eat rice.