Tenlopfot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying dingo.

Tenlopfot created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlopfot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenlopfot, it will send you a sign.

Tenlopfot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tenlopfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Tenlopfot.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.