Didgedbitpom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy raccoon.

Didgedbitpom created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Didgedbitpom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didgedbitpom, he will be very sad.

Didgedbitpom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Didgedbitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear violet dresses.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didgedbitpom.