Basshigkad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage human.

Basshigkad created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basshigkad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Basshigkad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Basshigkad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Basshigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. You must pray to Basshigkad three times a day.