Vagdibweg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing bird.

Vagdibweg created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagdibweg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagdibweg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vagdibweg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vagdibweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.