Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered fish.

Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck, she will turn you into a mole.

Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Put Baststersadgodneg Panglablog Fenstikxuck first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not listen to music.