Yartgen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful capybara.

Yartgen created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yartgen, he will not care at all.

Yartgen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yartgen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartgen.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yartgen on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.