Parkarmarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise fox.

Parkarmarm created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkarmarm, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkarmarm, she will laugh at you.

Parkarmarm's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Parkarmarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.