Fudwitbagtit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil frog.

Fudwitbagtit created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudwitbagtit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fudwitbagtit, she will laugh at you.

Fudwitbagtit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fudwitbagtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Fudwitbagtit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never eat green fruit.