Cussgepyarl Yartguntad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil fly.

Cussgepyarl Yartguntad created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgepyarl Yartguntad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cussgepyarl Yartguntad, he will not invite you to parties.

Cussgepyarl Yartguntad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cussgepyarl Yartguntad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Cussgepyarl Yartguntad's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.