Centeencid Ligweeveen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless sheep.

Centeencid Ligweeveen created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Centeencid Ligweeveen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Centeencid Ligweeveen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Centeencid Ligweeveen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Centeencid Ligweeveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Centeencid Ligweeveen.