Bestraktettigep is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful newt.

Bestraktettigep created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Bestraktettigep, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bestraktettigep, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bestraktettigep's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bestraktettigep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. You must love Bestraktettigep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear violet jumpers.