Beddubflow is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ruthless jellyfish.

Beddubflow created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Beddubflow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Beddubflow, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Beddubflow's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Beddubflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Pray towards the east.