Karjigpon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome newt.

Karjigpon created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karjigpon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Karjigpon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Karjigpon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Karjigpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never go into red rooms.