Vogsadvil is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful hare.

Vogsadvil created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogsadvil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogsadvil, it will strike you with lightening.

Vogsadvil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vogsadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.