Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring parrot.

Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut on top of important buildings.

2. Never bounce near pigs.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Never feed lemons to shrews while wearing purple corsets.

5. Put Dunzaknab Narlbabzimbum Logmanspaggut first in all things.