Camvonkyak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful guinea pig.

Camvonkyak created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camvonkyak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camvonkyak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Camvonkyak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Camvonkyak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Always help goats in need.