Sugfodkim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain naga.

Sugfodkim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfodkim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sugfodkim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugfodkim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sugfodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sugfodkim first in all things.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always obey Sugfodkim's priests.

5. You must love Sugfodkim.