Zothanlist is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered dingo.

Zothanlist created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zothanlist, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zothanlist, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zothanlist's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zothanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.