Kikcetzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Kikcetzed created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikcetzed, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kikcetzed, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kikcetzed's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kikcetzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about horses.