Yaktailmin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable hare.

Yaktailmin created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaktailmin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yaktailmin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yaktailmin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yaktailmin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yaktailmin.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.