Ganquillsat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying skunk.

Ganquillsat created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganquillsat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ganquillsat, he will turn you into a plant.

Ganquillsat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ganquillsat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never think about cell theory.