Camdadbig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing shark.

Camdadbig created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camdadbig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camdadbig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Camdadbig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Camdadbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.