Labhomfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating cobra.

Labhomfeb created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labhomfeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Labhomfeb, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Labhomfeb's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Labhomfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Labhomfeb must be the most important thing in your life.