Fardib Motrillhom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful ferret.

Fardib Motrillhom created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fardib Motrillhom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fardib Motrillhom, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fardib Motrillhom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fardib Motrillhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.