Ingtippadnar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident beaver.

Ingtippadnar created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ingtippadnar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingtippadnar, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ingtippadnar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ingtippadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Never talk about gravity.