Hubbagwodcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil giraffe.

Hubbagwodcat created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubbagwodcat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubbagwodcat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hubbagwodcat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hubbagwodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Put Hubbagwodcat first in all things.