Has is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous lizard.

Has created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Has, she will turn you into a rat.

Has' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Has.

5. Never eat green fruit.