Xuchimpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever snake.

Xuchimpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuchimpid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xuchimpid, he will make you grow a tail.

Xuchimpid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xuchimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. You must love Xuchimpid.

5. You must pray to Xuchimpid nine times a day.