Timcabrapciss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witless zebra.

Timcabrapciss created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timcabrapciss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Timcabrapciss, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Timcabrapciss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Timcabrapciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing red kilts.

2. Timcabrapciss loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.