Cetgod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic raven.

Cetgod created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetgod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cetgod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cetgod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cetgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Never wear blue scarves.