Litnilfab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust yak.

Litnilfab created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Litnilfab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Litnilfab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Litnilfab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Litnilfab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litnilfab.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. You must love Litnilfab.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.