Henbitrap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy lizard.

Henbitrap created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Henbitrap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henbitrap, she will not invite you to parties.

Henbitrap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Henbitrap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the south.

5. Henbitrap loves turtles, so they must be respected.