Ripriggov is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tranquil jackal.

Ripriggov created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ripriggov, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripriggov, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ripriggov's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ripriggov's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the south.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Ripriggov's priests.