Xinnuttdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast pigeon.

Xinnuttdag created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Xinnuttdag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xinnuttdag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xinnuttdag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xinnuttdag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if three voles approach from the east.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xinnuttdag.