Mifspagkip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable frog.

Mifspagkip created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifspagkip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifspagkip, he will send you a sign.

Mifspagkip's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mifspagkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Mifspagkip on top of important buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. You must pray to Mifspagkip six times a day.

5. Always obey Mifspagkip's priests.