Hompakgom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, loving ferret.

Hompakgom created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hompakgom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hompakgom, she will come to you in dreams.

Hompakgom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hompakgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.