Stikfadcin Spagmidnell is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, moody crow.

Stikfadcin Spagmidnell created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfadcin Spagmidnell, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikfadcin Spagmidnell, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stikfadcin Spagmidnell's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stikfadcin Spagmidnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Stikfadcin Spagmidnell loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.