Hotparknan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating raven.

Hotparknan created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotparknan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hotparknan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hotparknan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hotparknan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about bread.