Gidmonbun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless otter.

Gidmonbun created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Gidmonbun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidmonbun, she will be very sad.

Gidmonbun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gidmonbun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never go into pink rooms.