Nutfitfit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical meerkat.

Nutfitfit created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nutfitfit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nutfitfit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nutfitfit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nutfitfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never paint your hands gray.

4. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the south.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.