Censtantar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient swan.

Censtantar created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Censtantar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Censtantar, she will strike you with lightening.

Censtantar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Censtantar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your legs magenta.