Tikfossflis is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fussy fairy.

Tikfossflis created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfossflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tikfossflis, it will strike you with lightening.

Tikfossflis' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tikfossflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Hide if six geese approach from the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Pray towards the north.