Hadfod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow gnu.

Hadfod created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadfod, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hadfod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.